The Roomba by Kevin Ahern

The Roomba

Oh how I love my Roomba
Sucking dirt off of the floors
Cleaning up the living spaces
And carpets here indoors

It zigs and zags the housing scene
Could you use one? Of course
Cuz no doubt it would help you clean
Up yours

Editor’s note: Because this editor has finally (this year) purchased a robot vacuum, this poem seemed particularly apt.

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